async function modifyBody(pageContentTextPromise, originalResponse) {
  // If you're wondering, yeah, this is incredibly brittle. I'm expecting
  // that troopmaster basically never changes. We're looking for the first
  // instance of "go get this content", which occurs during a document ready
  // only if we are on the home page
  const initialloadJs = /\$.ajax\([\s\S]*?WebSite\/GetContent[\s\S]*?}\);/m;

  // This one is easier. Look for the pageContent div
  const pageContentDiv = /<div id="pagecontent">[\s\S]*?<\/div>/m;

  // ...and the last one, we need to change the location for Login
  const login = /location.href = '\/Login\/Index\?website'/m;

  // const responseBodyText = originalResponse.body.text;
  let responseBodyText = await originalResponse.text();
  const extraheaders = {
    'X-worker-modification-status': 'original',
    'X-worker-version': '1.0',
  };
  if (responseBodyText.match(pageContentDiv)
      && responseBodyText.match(initialloadJs)
      && responseBodyText.match(login)) {
    // only replace things if all our brittleness is as expected. There is
    // only a performance and probable SEO hit if we don't enter this block
    const pageContentResponse = await pageContentTextPromise;
    if (pageContentResponse.ok) {
      // html comment added here so we can see that we've entered this block.
      // Also gives end user some idea were to go if something goes horribly
      // wrong

      // We need to make a request back to origin from the client so the
      // right cookies are setup over there just in case the client navigates
      // to login...wow, Troopmaster...
      //
      // So, the only way we can do that effectively is to basically use a
      // tracking pixel. The only endpoint that actually works for this, though,
      // is the /mysite/sitename endpoint, which returns HTML. So, the image
      // will be big, ugly, and contain two redirects. But...it's behind the
      // scenes and doesn't show anything visible, so, you know, YOLO...
      responseBodyText = responseBodyText.replace(pageContentDiv,
        `<div id="pagecontent">
          <!--edge side include via cf worker-->
          ${await pageContentResponse.text()}
          <!--invisible image to establish tm cookie-->
          <img src="https://tmweb.troopmaster.com/mysite/${TMSITENAME}" height="1" width="1" style="opacity:0" >
          <!--end invisible image to establish tm cookie-->
          <!--End edge side include via cf worker-->
         </div>`);
      responseBodyText = responseBodyText.replace(initialloadJs, '');

      responseBodyText = responseBodyText.replace(login,
        `location.href = 'https://tmweb.troopmaster.com/Login/Index?website'`); // eslint-disable-line no-undef

      extraheaders['X-worker-modification-status'] = 'modified';
      extraheaders['X-worker-modification-getcontent-ok'] = 'true';
    } else {
      extraheaders['X-worker-modification-getcontent-ok'] = 'false';
    }
  } else {
    extraheaders['X-worker-modification-div'] = (!!responseBodyText.match(pageContentDiv)).toString();
    extraheaders['X-worker-modification-load'] = (!!responseBodyText.match(initialloadJs)).toString();
    extraheaders['X-worker-modification-location'] = (!!responseBodyText.match(login)).toString();
  }
  const response = new Response(responseBodyText, {
    status: originalResponse.status,
    statusText: originalResponse.statusText,
    headers: originalResponse.headers,
  });
  Object.keys(extraheaders).forEach((k) => response.headers.set(k, extraheaders[k]));
  return response;
}

async function homePage(origin) {
  const data = {
    type: '',
    id: '',
    password: '',
    home: true,
  };
  return fetch(`${origin}/WebSite/GetContent`, {
    method: 'POST',
    body: JSON.stringify(data),
    headers: {
      Accept: '*/*',
      'User-Agent': 'troop618worker 1.0',
      Cookie: `TroopMasterWebSiteID=${TMSITEID}`, // eslint-disable-line no-undef
      'Content-Type': 'application/json',
    },
  });
}

/**
 * Respond with whatever origin gives us
 * @param {Request} request
 */
async function handleRequest(request) {
  let response;
  try {
    // curl -b TroopMasterWebSiteID=203232  -v https://tmweb.troopmaster.com/Website/Home
    const origin = 'https://tmweb.troopmaster.com/Website/Home';
    const originHost = 'https://tmweb.troopmaster.com';
    const requestUrl = new URL(request.url)
    const requestPath = requestUrl.pathname;
    let originUrl = `${originHost}${requestPath}`;
    let home = null;
    if (requestUrl.protocol === 'http:') {
      // The front-end has javascript to refresh the page after the whole
      // thing has been rendered, resulting in an ugly flash. We'll do the
      // redirect server (well, edge) side instead. Note this breaks debugging,
      // which we can fix later because deploys are so fast that we can
      // just YOLO our changes
      return Response.redirect(request.url.replace(/^http/, 'https'), 301);
    }
    if (requestPath === '/' && request.method === 'GET') {
      originUrl = origin;
      home = homePage(originHost);
    }
    response = await fetch(originUrl, {
      method: request.method,
      body: request.body,
      headers: {
        'User-Agent': 'troop618worker 1.0',
        Cookie: `TroopMasterWebSiteID=${TMSITEID}`, // eslint-disable-line no-undef
        'Content-Type': request.headers.get('Content-Type') || 'text/html',
      },
    });
    if (home) {
      response = await modifyBody(home, response);
    }
  } catch (err) {
    // Without event.waitUntil(), our fetch() to our logging service may
    // or may not complete.
    // event.waitUntil(postLog(err));
    const stack = JSON.stringify(err.stack) || err;
    // Copy the response and initialize body to the stack trace
    response = new Response(stack, response);
    // Shove our rewritten URL into a header to find out what it was.
    response.headers.set('X-Debug-stack', stack);
    response.headers.set('X-Debug-err', err);
  }
  return response;
}
// This is "browser", but it's running in a V8 isolate, so it's really
// neither browser nor node. This is the hook into the CF Worker ecosystem,
// so we need to have this code and is safe to disable eslint for this line
addEventListener('fetch', (event) => { // eslint-disable-line no-restricted-globals
  event.respondWith(handleRequest(event.request));
});